Played MJ on sat at QQ’s new home. New home, new MJ set (solid black tiles. Very stylo milo. But because its black, the 白板 becomes 黑板 and so don’t have any tai. And nobody can gau 大三圆. Haha) but same old MJ kakis… Haha. Power blogged about our session and wrote about our characteristics. But I think her judgement doesn’t do us justice. So I decided copy what she has written and add on to (text in dark green) what she has written and of course, add her in the list as well. Hahaha 😉
Carol:- The ultimate whinner
She whines about her colleuage, her tiles, people winning, her lost, almost everything !!!!! Actually, whats new?? She whine when she is drunk, she whines when she is not drunk, she whines when she is hungry… Haha .. She harps and harps on funny issues as well … (etc, fetish… Ooohhh we found out that one of our sis has a funny fetish that includes zuk zuk and tuk tuk… Keke…). The only time she will keep quiet is when she is LOSING … , sleepy or kena BOYCOTT (no, actually the only time she keep quiet is when she is EATING!!)… haha. The expert among the 4 girls … keke
Clatzz :- The Kuai Lan Queen (no comments)
She will give you the upmost KL answer when she is playing mahjong. Example: ‘Can u stop throwing big tiles to me’ Her ultimate reply will be ‘All my tiles are the same size one leh, what big tiles’ See …. thats only one incident of how KL she is .. haha … Previously, she is my nana kaki on the mahjong table. Whenever we sat opposite each other, we will have funny antics to make sure both of us will HUAT. Example :High Five and speaking in gibberish nana language which only the 2 of us will understand each other. Haha (but now I have matured and move on, leaving my power sis behind to continue to irritate us… hahaha)…
PP (Eileen):- The ‘Koh Lian Dai’ (pitiful)
Haha , what to do, she started this song in which she will sing (ask her to sing to you when she is not playing mahjong) whenever she lose .. and this song haunts her up to now. Whenever we wana disturb her, we will raise the issue on this song and asked her to sing which nowadays she rejected our offers. Haha … The 3 of us loves to bully her verbally and she always takes our crap with joy (oppppsss … actually she always complain that we bully her, especially when we boycott her for being the first to tiao zeng but we all know she secretly loves it deep in her heart. Another fetish of hers?? OPPS!! :X) However, nowadays she is on a winning streak … but we discover something about her last night …. her …..f***** … wahahahahahahaha. EQ is also the most chin chai among our group. You can put anything at her side of the table and she is ok with it one. She will gladly pass you tissue from across the table when you ask her to, not like the others, esp the below person.
Power : – the irritating till can die pan tang queen
She is super duper pantang. Which is why she only plays MJ with us, or only we wanna play MJ with her. If you touch her tiles (even when you take her tiles to her out of kindness because its very far from her… So no need be kind to her, let her stretch her hands), she will scold you. if you put anything near her, she will scold you. in fact, nothing can be placed near her side of the table unless its FOOD that she wants to eat. Your hand cant even go to “her zone”. You will get scolded. And she will not service the other players like pushing the tiles forward so that we can take the tiles more easily. This lady is also blur queen cum no sense of direction. After 2 rounds, she can still get the orientation of the players wrong!! Dunno she kay kay act blur or what. She is also the lup sap queen. Got 1 tai she will lap sup play already. No 志气. In fact, if you see her upfront tiles very nice, dun need to be afraid. Cos 99.99% of the time she is lap sup one!! Hahaha.
Ah Net :- The Mr 1919
I is sibey suay .. always sit ‘under’ him. And the tiles he throw out, are either ‘big’ tiles or those 1, 9, 1, 9 tiles (Those who play mahjong should know what Im saying) … and he is always using the ‘ you is very tiao shi (picky on food/tiles) on me de … All the tiles he throw out, all kaka tiles how to eat ??????? Wow lau .. Anyway I think he is getting crappier as the days goes by as well … Welcome to the club !!!!!!! Not only is he full of crap, he also full of rules and antics. Like cannot throw 西 for the first tile, cos will 一命归西. Till now, when I watch him play MJ, I still dun understand his playing strategies. Too advance for me?? But when he play with us he cannot take it cos we are all lap sup queens!! Haha.
YF :- Hubby of Carol
New member !!! Very the quiet last night when we were playing .. hehe so not much comments about him yet .. nvm, shall do a review on YF once he grew accustom to our mahjong sessions .. woohoo ~ Beware Carol, your hubby might just become crappier or gosippier as the days goes by .. Wahahahahahahaha (actually I can confirm + guarantee + chop he will be crappier. Cos he already start to reveal his liking for “animal kingdom” that night.) Sis were u tired on sun?? Keke.
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I better stop writing else the next time they are gonna use MJ tiles to hit me when we play. Hahaha.
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